By one of my favorite fractured fiends, to pen a zombie mash-up to the theme from the Brady Bunch. Or, as we undead lovelies prefer to say - The Brady Lunch!
After all, October is all about HALLOWEEN, ye grim little goblins!
So. Methinks I'd best be getting out the ol' rhyming dictionary, hadn't I?
"There was a story, 'twas somewhat gory, ..."
PS ... don't tell Zombie Girrrl, but I am sooooo going to get her! Stay tuned to find out how I do it ;D hehehehehe